So Canada’s playing the U.S. in hockey tomorrow. It’s pretty much written in the stars that Canada will prevail. Like, America has zero chance of winning. Canada is totally expecting to destroiy the American team, like completely vanquish them, like not a shot in Hell that the U.S. could win, because after all, hockey is Canada’s game, and they’re expected to do nothing less than dominate the match, right? Man, the U.S. is gonna get so fucked on the rink tomorrow. Canada is a near-lock to walk away with a win.

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But wouldn’t it suck if they didn’t? Man, that would be embarrassing. But I doubt they’ll lose. Not a chance! No chance at all.

Do you believe in Kurt Russell?

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