February 9, 2010
sparkleneelysparkle: molls: We just got a really important email. if anyone would like lessons on the sure fire ways of getting dudes to not be interested in you at all sexually, i would be 100% happy to provide them. (most of these things involve a total disregard for manners and hygiene, gaining something like 30 lbs and refusing to do anything about it except drink more, naming your cat after an prominent member of the liberal media and wearing excessive sequins)

sparkleneelysparkle:

molls:

We just got a really important email.

if anyone would like lessons on the sure fire ways of getting dudes to not be interested in you at all sexually, i would be 100% happy to provide them.

(most of these things involve a total disregard for manners and hygiene, gaining something like 30 lbs and refusing to do anything about it except drink more, naming your cat after an prominent member of the liberal media and wearing excessive sequins)

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