vegans do it better

December 13, 2010

monkeytonenews:

generic1:

Squid pro quo:

Final section: sex work. Okay I think I understand what they’re trying to do. This is supposed to be like sexy business woman Barbie, right? Chic urban New Yorker Barbie? This looks like Up to her Ears in Student Loans Dating a Man 25 Years Her Senior and Takes 5mg Xanax Bars to Zone Out Enough to Get Through Obligation Sex Barbie. That shit is dark. I sent this picture last night to a trusted colleague and he responded that he couldn’t get into this with me right now because he totally wants to fuck that doll. Exactly.

Read the rest.

I enjoyed the rest of the blog post, but to the best of my recollection, Barbie has always been a pretty sexy dresser - and the outfits above are just dresses. They are even relatively tasteful and modest dresses, especially by Barbie standards. You can superimpose any degradation story you want on any version of Barbie, and use her outfits to tell the story.
Just for the sake of argument here - really - perhaps its a good thing if a Barbie in a dress that actually covers her body looks fuckable. Maybe there’s a lesson that you don’t have to dress like a half naked slut to be desireable.
Anyway - I know, I know, Barbie is no roll model and I don’t know what to do with her either.

generic1:

Squid pro quo:

Final section: sex work. Okay I think I understand what they’re trying to do. This is supposed to be like sexy business woman Barbie, right? Chic urban New Yorker Barbie? This looks like Up to her Ears in Student Loans Dating a Man 25 Years Her Senior and Takes 5mg Xanax Bars to Zone Out Enough to Get Through Obligation Sex Barbie. That shit is dark. I sent this picture last night to a trusted colleague and he responded that he couldn’t get into this with me right now because he totally wants to fuck that doll. Exactly.

Read the rest.

I enjoyed the rest of the blog post, but to the best of my recollection, Barbie has always been a pretty sexy dresser - and the outfits above are just dresses. They are even relatively tasteful and modest dresses, especially by Barbie standards. You can superimpose any degradation story you want on any version of Barbie, and use her outfits to tell the story.

Just for the sake of argument here - really - perhaps its a good thing if a Barbie in a dress that actually covers her body looks fuckable. Maybe there’s a lesson that you don’t have to dress like a half naked slut to be desireable.

Anyway - I know, I know, Barbie is no roll model and I don’t know what to do with her either.